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The Church Choir - Watch Out!

Dec 05, 2004
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The Church Choir - Watch Out!

Church feuds are not uncommon, especially among cliques in the congregation. But when the music director and the pastor get into it, stand back.

One week the pastor preached on commitment and how we should dedicate ourselves to service. The choir selected "I Shall Not Be Moved " as the final hymn.

Next week the pastor preached on giving and how we should gladly give to the work of the Lord. The choir selected "Jesus Paid It All " as the final hymn.

Next week the pastor preached on gossiping and how we should watch our tongues. The choir selected "I Love To Tell The Story" as the final hymn.

Next week the pastor being disgusted over the situation, told the congregation that he was considering resignation. The choir selected "Why Not Tonight " as the final hymn.

Then the pastor resigned the next week and told the congregation that Jesus had led him there and Jesus was now leading him away. The choir selected "What A Friend We Have In Jesus " as the final hymn...

Originally published December 06, 2004.

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