Bad Airline Seating
Published Jan 01, 1900
A stewardess approached a gentleman who was voicing his complains rather loudly.
"Yes, Sir?"
"I want to complain about this airline. Every time I fly, I get the same seat, I can't see the in-flight movie, and there are no window blinds so I can't sleep."
"Captain, shut up and land the plane."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
