Raising Kids

I’m Steve Arterburn with a New Life Moment.

Looking for an alternative approach to adult education? Try raising kids! You’ll learn important like this:

·         A king size waterbed contains enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house about 4 inches deep.

·         When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh," it's already too late.

·         A ceiling fan isn’t strong enough to rotate a 42-pound-boy clad in Batman underwear and Superman cape hanging by a dog leash. It is able, however, to spin a paint can quickly enough to splash paint on all four walls of a room.

·         Super glue is forever.

·         VCR's don’t eject "Peanut butter and jelly" sandwiches, and.

·         Garbage bags don’t make good parachutes.

If you’re a parent, or have kids in your life, enjoy the daily adventures, even if it means time and energy you didn’t budget for the moment. 
 

 

To purchase this devotional please visit New Life Ministries

Taken from The Life Recovery Devotional: Thirty Meditations from Scripture for Each Step in Recovery by Stephen Arterburn and David Stoop. Copyright © 1991 by Stephen Arterburn and David Stoop. Used by permission of Tyndale House Publishers, Inc. All rights reserved.