John Shore

Featuring roses via phones, suddenly unfunny geriatric equipment, Bigfoot's heart attack in a harem, and It's Not About You.

Usually, in this little tease-space here, I write something fun and enticing. This time, though, probably not so much.

You want to be a writer? Really? That's great. Really. It is. I support you in that. Sort of.

An amazing number of people responded to my first piece about how to make a living writing. Cool. Works for me, since that's the one thing in life...

I get a fair number of inquiries about how to make a living writing. Here's about as much as I know about that.

Every year I plan on taking over the world. Well, 2008 is the year I finally do it. Here are some of the things you can expect me to do as Supreme...

For a couple of hours on the morning of Sunday, Dec. 30, Crosswalk.com was hacked by an angry, self-proclaimed atheist. Here's my open letter to...

Bad word bug wiggles. Did Mr. Ed have a wife. Squirrels of the white lawn. Jerk Christian way of loving drug yahoo. Can someone please tell me what...

'Tis the season to be shallow! Fa-la-la-la-la, and I am too! No, but seriously: I now own every cartoon Don Martin ever drew for Mad Magazine.

Yesterday I posted a picture of this 100-year-old thingy, and asked if anyone knew what it was. People actually RESEARCHED it, found out, and told...

Caroler turf wars, hiding from carolers in your house, the futility of karaokeized carols, frustrated opera stars. Whatever happened to the...

Just to clear up a few things.

A woman who calls herself Amy-DaughterOfTheKing has written for advice on her less-than-ideal marriage. Here's why I think trying to help her...

Just walking through the front door and trying to blend is for amateurs. Your best bet is to enter the kitchen through the garage. Plus, at any...

Sure, the Christmas season is fun. But I've got some ideas how to make it even MORE fun. Enhance Your Christmas Fun Tip #1? Go to work every day as...

Why would God choose to create the human race? What's in it for HIM, anyway?

Life is funny. It kicks you around; it makes you a victim; it brings you gifts you wouldn't have dared guess at. And sometimes, if you're lucky, it...

It's more than just that their names are an anagram Big Bird could figure out. Think about it. Elves? Flying reindeer? The North Pole? Isn't it...