John Shore

People have been writing us to tell us about the place they live. Man. This is some country. (And the people in it are REALLY nice!)

"Planet nissan south bend." "Minister bird jesus." "Zealot hand." What in the heck are people LOOKING for, anyway?

We want to buy a house. But we live in San Diego, where lawn mower shacks go for half a million dollars. So that's out. So now we're looking for...

Security companies WISH they could up with an alarm system equal to what five or six small birds can do.

Does everyone else already know about this extreme interspecies Total Alarm System that birds have? Because it totally surprised me. And not in a...

As a young man deep in a vast redwood forest, I wanted nothing more than to be still, to become one with the environment around me. What a dumb...

True story: A guy in wheelchair became a living hood ornament for a semitrailer truck. What was he thinking?

You think Woody Woodpecker was kind of cute and fun? Well, I just don't see how you could possibly be more wrong about that.

Atheists are fond of referring to the numbers of people who have been killed in the name of religion. No God, no killing, right? Wrong.

Dorothy’s a rapper, and so is her dog.

They say that travel makes one wise. And, as happens all too often, “they” have no idea what they’re talking about. Except, wait. They do.

I'm here! My luggage-hauling arms have been stretched to simian lengths. My knees have petrified from our four hour flight from San Diego. Our...

Don't you think it would be fun if I blogged about every moment of my trip to South Bend, IN? Oh. Right. It wouldn't be. Sorry.

Today, the web and book audience. Tomorrow, the television audience. After that, it’s all about the “1 billion shortwave radios on the planet.”

Instinctively, it feels like the two GC’s can be in the same place at the same time. I sure want them to be. We all do. But if there’s a special...

One minute, you’re just a happy guy taking a bath. The next, you’re a scary religious fanatic. That's just wrong.

“I love you with all my heart; you should radically change.” Is it just me, or is that one seriously mixed message?

I had nothing to blog about. Boy, did THAT change. If you care to see how, come on in.