Sleeping Dogs
Published
Jan 01, 1900
I have a dog that talks in its sleep. One day a visitor was
astonished to hear the dog bellow, "My name is Christopher
Columbus! I am seven hundred years old! I own America! I
married Marilyn Monroe!"
When the visitor asked what was going on, I replied, "Don't worry about it. It's better to just let sleeping dogs lie."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
