One liners

"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.

"Not a morning person" doesn't even begin to cover it.

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3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

A bad day at Disneyland is still better than a good day at work!

A closed mind is a wonderful thing to lose.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

A good pun is its own reword.

A mind is a terrible thing not to mess with.

A pessimist is never disappointed.

A single fact can ruin a good argument.

AAAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse Anonymous.

Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!

According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.

Admiration - Recognizing another's resemblance to ourselves.

All generalizations are false.

All stressed out and no one to choke.

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

Always glad to share my ignorance - I've got plenty.

Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.

Always try to be modest. And be darn proud of it!

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.