For months Bill had been Lynn's devoted admirer.  Now, at long last, he had collected up sufficient courage to ask her the most momentous of all questions.

"There are quite a lot of advantages to being a bachelor," Bill began, "but there comes a time when one longs for the companionship of another being, a being who will regard one as perfect, as an idol; whom one can treat as one's absolute own; who will be kind and faithful when times are hard; who will share one's joys and sorrows."

To his delight, Bill saw a sympathetic gleam in Lynn's eyes.  Then she nodded in agreement.  Finally, Lynn responded,

"I think it's a great idea!  Can I help you choose which puppy to buy?"

 

*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*

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