Although this married couple enjoyed their new fishing boat together, it was the husband who was behind the wheel operating the boat.  Still, he was concerned about what might happen in an emergency. 

So one day out on the lake he said to his wife, "Honey, take the wheel...  Pretend that I am having a heart attack.  You must get the boat safely to shore and dock it." 

So she drove the boat to shore and safely docked it.  Later that evening, the wife walked into the livingroom where her husband was reading a novel.  She sat down next to him, switched the TV channel, and said to him,

"Honey, go into the kitchen.  Pretend I'm having a heart attack and set the table, cook dinner and wash the dishes."

 

*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*

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*Eye Laugh*

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