"Hello, hello?" shrilled a spinsterish voice over the phone. "Is this the SPCA?"

"Yes."

"I want you to send somebody over right away."

"What's wrong?"

"There's a horrid magazine salesman sitting in a tree teasing my dog."

 

*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*

http://www.cybersalt.org/entertainment

 

*Eye Laugh*

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